Tuesday, July 28, 2009

SLiM: Ain't got no comments...

Your grammar teacher may have always told you “'I ain’t got no bags' doesn’t make sense, since to not not have something means to have something.” In other words, a double negative equals a positive. But I found a case where that might not be so. Let me explain.

We all know that butter is a delicious spread, but it is high in cholesterol, and, supposedly, it is a “secret killer.” Therefore, we highly innovative humans use margarine, a fake butter which is lower in cholesterol that butter has so much of. However, some people can’t have any of the cholesterol, so we invented a margarine substitute.

What I am getting at here is the fact that since a not not done equals a done, so to it would seem that a fake fake butter equals real butter. Even though according to our teachers double negatives equal a positive, I am inclined to think that that is not the case here.

Tell me what you think in comment form, but I suspect that if you disagree with me this time, you’re doing it on purpose, not because you really disagree with me.

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