Sunday, March 14, 2010

SLiM: About those Blizzards...


I am a very environmentally aware person. However, for reasons I will not get into, I’m not very big on this stuff about global warming.

Yeah, it sounds weird, but Al Gore probably has one of the highest carbon footprints in the world, what with his flying on his PRIVATE JET too receive his Nobel Peace Prize for helping reduce carbon footprints, paradoxically enough. But oddly, Rabbim read me something that only proved me right.

It said that a group of scientists got together to talk about the problems of the fact that global temperatures are not moving. And what to do to stimulate global temperatures. And that it’s scary that they aren’t moving. And that it’s dangerous. And all the other things that they used to say about global warming.

Just four more words.

Take that, Al Gore!